Cow tipping my ass, I just lost 5 games of chess in a row, followed by 2 games of pool, which I again lost.


It just isn't my night. -_-

I've just invented a new sport.


EXTREME COW TIPPING!!!!!!!!

Zen Guitar,


This is the shittyest-self-help-book-in-disguise-of-something-more-divine-book I've ever read. Anything more than that would be an insult to the space time continum as a whole and I feel an overwhelming need to not annoy the cosmos. Good day.

You fucking peasant.